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MARCH 2007
Britney Spears
 


Could there be anyone else for the first ever juggernaut-wrestling.com IDIOT of the month?  I mean really?
Has anyone been more of a fuck up than the little pop princess Britney over the last few years?

How is it humanly possible to go from SCORCHING hot to absolute dirt bag ditch pig is such a short time?

Before I go on, I don't need any e-mails from any future idiots of the month telling me about the effects of childbirth on the female body... so anyone feeling the need to hop up on their soap boxes, please consider the fact that I really don't give a flying donkey cock about what you have to say... ok?
 
Let's move on...

I remember a time, not too long ago, when we could turn on a TV and see glorious scantily clad (crack free) young lady shaking her ass to some generic bee bop beat... and after scrambling to find the mute button on the remote,  we could sit and enjoy the bouncing and thrusting with no thought that it would ever end.... then along came every straight man's public ENEMY number 1.....

That's right folks.... this is the guy responsible for destroying our lovely Ms. Spears and turning her into the Hideous Mrs. Federline.  Of course putting his picture here is more press than he deserves, so we will pretty much leave it at that.

Of course there is no way we can blame him COMPLETELY, but anyone with half a lick of common sense knows that without K-Fed, there would be no cracked out, bald-headed, chain smoking, trailer park trash Britney Spears.  In fact it was almost instant... I believe at the same time Britney was reaching for the Federcock with her left hand.. she was probably reaching for the crack pipe with her right, causing a terrible chain reaction which leads us to what we have now...

If she wasn't so obviously stoned out of her bloody mind in this picture (look into the eyes....LONG gone), you would almost think she realized what she had just done.  There are claims that she shaved her head in tribute to a relative that had passed away recently from cancer... now If that was the case, then it was a very nice gesture... but, let's be serious... Was the mountain of drugs you took before shaving your head a tribute too?

Thanks Britney, for making my decision for the first juggernaut-wrestling.com IDIOT of the Month such and easy one!
 

         

          
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